Schmitt Haus - Matthew Schmitt


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	Matthew Anthony Schmitt
	Co-founder, Co-head writer, Actor, Producer
	Hometown: Hubertus, WI
	Born: 3/29/1981
	Height: 5'9 1/2"
	Weight: Undetermined
	40 time: 7.76
	Vertical: 8"
	-- Overall Rank: 274
	-- Position Rank: 30


Dig if you will, the picture of you and Matt engaged in a kiss. He knows you've thought of it while staring at that perfectly round, shiny head of his. Wisely, you've controlled such urges, for you know there is no turning back once you indulge. But this man is far more than a sex symbol. Far more. Matt is a fake pro bono lawyer with fake insurance salesmen friends. He's an avid supporter of the no pants movement and he's also an avid supporter of movement in no pants. He's a lover of Pumas and grandpa hats. Most importantly, Matt is single and disease free. When he's not charming your pants off, he serves as a co-head writer, co-founder and let's not forget superstar to Schmitt Haus. This is what it sounds like when doves cry.