Patrick was vaginally born in 1983 and came sprinting out of the womb, sprinting towards success.
His first splash in the acting pool occurred at five-years-old when Patrick feigned being sick to avoid a long half-day of kindergarten.
Two important things came of this.
1.) The spinning-in-circles-whilst-breathing-heavily (aka SICWBH) method of producing a false fever was born.
2.) I have no idea what a triangle is.
It was a culmination of learning that acting aka lying and an appreciation of the finer works of Mr. Stephen Dorf that Patrick has solidified his life line to acting.
As we say in the "biz",
"You can ALWAYS be replaced."
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